Wait, Trump lied?!?!?

At that age I ate cheese and bread

If only the average voter knew anything about how our system of government works.

People already never answer their phones and here we have another reason to never answer your doorbell.

Lots of goats

@johnwilliams.codes what's your opinion of mysterious magma?

Uughh rumor is we are losing our hybrid schedule after this year at my office. 😭

Holiday World!

I like to wait until later in the season to get from my local orchard the tart King David or their own stayman-winesap.

I was 2 when Dukakis lost and I'm still mad about it. You should mad about it too! It's still fucking up our lives tbh! Clarence Thomas is on the Supreme Court today, in 2024, because Bush won! And they told you Dukakis looking goofy in a tank was more important!