amazon lost the watch band that I ordered that was gonna perfectly match my watch case and tamagotchi watch face!! and it was the last one in stock so it's gone!! how could something like this happen to someone like me??

!buzzer

They’re saving you from yourself

I'm so sorry that Amazon personally victimized you, allow me to offer a cup of tea, a cookie, and-

not answering the phone when the delivery driver calls has been known to happen to 1 in 10 people like you. Ask your doctor if answering the phone is right for you!

Not “to someone like me” 💀 But also I hope you’re okay cause that is horrible that they did that to a person like you… 😔