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Haller Jackson
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ex-con, ex-lawyer, ex-epidemiologist. the usual and customary identity groups for a woke lib. he/him. pfp: the blonde Botero girl in Victorian dress giving side eye cover: SCOTUS reminding us the Fifth Circuit and its district courts are bad at law
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The Knife Ghost

A pumpkin patch. In the distance, a faint image of a blue ghost surrounded by a halo of carving knives. The text reads: you're carving. The knife ghost waits. Because you're using a knife. Instead of a pumpkin carving kit. Always use a pumpkin carving kit, never a knife.
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The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

photograph of a round cake covered in chocolate crunchies with ice cream cone horns, eyes, a wide pink smile, little arms and a belly indicating a friendly little monster guy
photograph of the actual cake through a carvel box, the guy looks fuuuuucked upppppp. he looks surprised and disgusted
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It is not obvious to me that former presidents and leaders of anti-democratic coups are as in need, or as deserving, of protection from government overreach as people merely charged with a crime.

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Just want to point out that some women have abortions because they don’t want a kid and that’s a perfectly good reason. Not every abortion is a tragedy.

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Like .... look at this absolute gobbledygook: "the office of relator exists whether a person is appointed to that office or not, making that office 'continuous and permanent.'”

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That flag you can see over his shoulder is why

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Anything that doesn't make immediate sense in US society can be explained by racism

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i’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. bands named cherry poppin’ daddies. i watched programmers with wingtips learn the charleston in the dark near the skylark lounge on broadway. all those moments will be lost in time, like zoot suits in the rain.

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Haller Jackson
@haller.bsky.social
ex-con, ex-lawyer, ex-epidemiologist. the usual and customary identity groups for a woke lib. he/him. pfp: the blonde Botero girl in Victorian dress giving side eye cover: SCOTUS reminding us the Fifth Circuit and its district courts are bad at law
193 followers370 following2.6k posts