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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro
3.7k followers833 following46.1k posts
Balls to the Wall Challenge!
Now I know I can’t touch anything barehanded at the University of Michigan.
My beloved alma mater!For shame.😮😔
I think it means you just can’t use your own, tag teaming is 👍🏻
"Okay, how many cock pushups can you do??" "Well... one. One is all you need.""Okay, how many cock pushups can you do??" "Well... one. One is all you need."
Tried that once. Could only reach the 7th floor button.
People do the weirdest things with vaginas
Who is going there Long Dick Johnson?
BLUE BALLS! ON THE ELEVATOR
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro
3.7k followers833 following46.1k posts