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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro
3.7k followers833 following46.1k posts
How could you leave out the first aid kit and the granola bars?
I'm transmasc, and I have a rune stone inside mine.
You'd need a Mary Poppins bag to hold all that.
So now you know why women say they want a man with nice buns.
They found out! The jig is up! XD
I was HIDING my lockpick set dammit! How'd you know?!
Post not found... I know where the geode is
An entire KFC family dinner
Inside the non-binary satchel: a large soft pretzel with mustard, a kitten, wire cutters, a loom, whatever drink your girlfriend likes, a change of clothes in case disco come back into style while we’re out, a colorful Mac from the oughts, the complete Doctor Who boxed set.
Do women carry a purse in their purses? Or was that meant to show what a purse is?
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro
3.7k followers833 following46.1k posts