Happy NYE 🧡💖

Really need a dating app that’s only for cat people because I’m tired of seeing dudes borderline open mouth kiss their dogs on their profiles.

The happiest relationship I’ve ever been in. Me + Dunkin forever 💖🧡

It has one, his name is Paul Hollywood.

When you live each day with the knowledge that every person you have ever known and will ever know has either committed a murder or will themselves be murdered

Happy Saturday from me and this dude

Happy 15th Anniversary Twilight 🍎🌧️

You don’t know how much you love your squatty potty until you go on a three day holiday without it.

Getting weight loss app ads while I doom scroll on Tinder. It’s like that app wants me to k__l m____f.