[Before the post office was invented] SOME GUY: I need someone to deliver an important document PIGEON: *simply existing* SOME GUY: You seem trustworthy
have they considered not making customers wait for 10 minutes to get aspirin or baby food unlocked by the one remaining clerk on payroll
The figure represents about 9.5 percent of the pharmacy chain’s 12,500 locations worldwide.
Seen some confusion on this: when Trump does the Chicago/Detroit/wherever "Economic Club," that's not economists. It's local businessmen. Think the guy who owns three car dealerships or some fast food franchises but likes to wear a suit and play fancy 1% upper class instead of merely being top 3%.
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." - Glamorizes hustle culture - Speciest - Was taught to you in elementary school "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." - Metal as fuck - Implies that you are a wizard - No one will know you are testing out a font
At larger restaurants, the fryers have buttons you press to lower them and raise them after a certain time. He will *still* manage to somehow fuck this up for the 10 second photoshoot. Just fucking standing there, staring at the basket, vibing. Swaying and bopping for an uncomfortably long time.
England: I’ve created these biscuits to aid in digestion. US: I’VE MADE THESE CRACKERS FOR YOU TO HOLD WITH YOUR DIRTY DICKBEATERS SO YOU STOP JERKING OFF