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Hanoumatoi
@hanoumatoi.bsky.social
Not the fastest Diablo 3 player in the world, dad, progressive he/him
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The pompatus of love sounds like something he'd speak of.

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Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

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We have not been able to influence things lately, we have tried not using any of our potential leverage and we are all out of ideas.

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And since Hell is other people, this is why you sink down in your chair in company.

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We watched Dumb and Dumber at Youth Group, and I crawled under a table to get away from the cringe. I was probably 12.

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Getting off the train today I was on the phone with my sister, spotted one on the road and mid sentence I blurted out "oh look, a wankpanzer" and she said "A WHAT?" So I got to explain that to her. She loves the description.

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They don't believe in age of consent, nothing "barely" about how legal those girlfriends would be now.... 😬

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What was up with the lighting?

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Just make sure not to label anyone from Texas. Or who does substantial business in Texas...

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Hanoumatoi
@hanoumatoi.bsky.social
Not the fastest Diablo 3 player in the world, dad, progressive he/him
132 followers115 following1.1k posts