Cannot imagine this is a great time for the ants.

So unplug the salton, and double down on:

Imagining four astronauts sent to an inhospitable alien world. They're shocked to find there's no provision for their survival or return. Turns out they're really there to catalyze terraforming with their gut biome and rotting corpses.

They get to become part of something greater and everyone gets what they've always secretly wanted, yogurt with ants in it

Christopher Walken: "Four ANTS...fell...into a bucket of...CREAM."

Same effect from washing your skin into the milk. Fewer dead ants...

Amazing. Finding new ways to make animal torture an active feature of food.

I want to know why ants are secretly cultivating yogurt, personally.

“Frickin’ mammals…” a tiny voice mutters over the sounds of sodden antennae and mandibles.