His new wife rat will also be addicted to face tuning.

Make sure to pace yourselves because exposing yourself to this much unfiltered Newt has been shown to cause cancer in lab rats.

"what if the cop was a meany pants that was also fat?"

Here I am listening to the 30-50 feral hogs episode of sixteenth minute. That's too much hog to post on main.

Why are you reading about nutty putty when you could choose to be happy

Finally a social media site for me, the doomer Mets fan

I know that Pete Rose has myriad other issues but you gotta think the Black Sox and Rose getting blackballed over betting on games (Black Sox in an era when they were getting nothing for salary) has to be the longest running bit in sports that makes their commissioners laugh

There's something about how we run our elections that's so deranging when you find out how most other nations do. The hard limits on finding, the form date windows in which campaigning is illegal. Then you look at America. If anyone here was normal it would be beating the odds.

I've heard this song more times because of Veronica Mars than I have as a song you'd hear on radio play or something

I sure would like a W in game 3 tomorrow. After the stress of tonight and game 161 I'm just going to start billing Cohen for my therapy