I hate it when there’s an exam in two days and someone emails me a question that betrays such a fundamental misunderstanding that I’m sure that isn’t what he meant to ask BUT IT WAS. It was. I feel like I’ve utterly failed him and on top of that he’s wasted his tuition. It’s only been four weeks.

You may need to take them aside, explain your concerns and when their guard is down? Stone gaze. Stone gaze to the SOUL.

glad you liked the mad pic, sorry ppl email you questions like that tho :/

Art by @space-salaman.bsky.social

Next class you see him in, slap him over the wrist with a ruler. Or just peck him in the face.