The “White Christmas” of Halloween music. Can’t not include it.

HALLOWEEN KILLS just started in the break room TV. Evil dies tonight! Preferably before end of shift!

Remember when conspiracy theories were fun? Bigfoot and Loch Ness and UFOs?

Hard as I tried, this certainly wasn’t perfect. Thankfully, I have friends like @chrspecials.bsky.social who do a basically perfect job of it.

I spent a ridiculous amount of time painstakingly painting over old pen scratches using my iPhone photo edit tools just so all of you could have a pristine Pizza Hut/Garfield notepad page from 1992. You’re welcome.

Exactly. HR is not your friend. I just relearned this lesson a month ago. They only help the bottom line.

I mean, the VIBES you guys…