I know the takeaway is supposed to be “oh no crime” but a gang of thieves that exclusively steals rich people’s fancy watches at high-end restaurants both: 1. is not an issue most people need to worry about, and 2. sounds like the work of a Batman villain called Clockface or something

Moped-Riding Thieves Frighten Diners at Upscale N.Y.C. Restaurants

In Williamsburg and Manhattan, robbers have stolen watches worth tens of thousands of dollars before fleeing on motorbikes.

I guess you could say those patrons better... WATCH OUT nyehehheheheheh

I read "oh no crime" as "oh, no crime", and I feel that is a valid reading.

Naw naw. Scooterati.

Get kite man on this one

There has been a number of these watch robberies on the west side of Los Angeles. Many of the thieves are easily caught. If you browse the sewers of the local news comment section, nobody has sympathy for the guy wearing the Swiss Tourbillon worth $500k

Also consider that you might want to call Zenigata instead of Batman.

The villain would have to be nightcrawler.

You had me at “moped riding”

Oh the horror. May all of your problems be first world problems.

like actually rob these people more, take their shoes and bags too