would Wheatley destroy my entire computer and somehow set my apartment on fire? oh yes. but y'know, I'd prefer it to ChatGPT. he's charming! and probably cute, as a human! (Tumblr has made compelling arguments!)

At least he is charming

He's not just a regular moron. He was designed to be a moron

I would actually trust Wheatley more than ChatGPT, which is just sad