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I am here to shitpost and occasionally slutpost. * 18+ MDNI🚫 * No AI/NFT/Crypto🤮 * Cis men DNI🚫 * She/her | 30y👵 * PHX | Lesbian | Poly-saturated
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I’d be less mad if they took some kind of angle I’ve never seen before but it’s always the same lame shit. Like, at least be creative with your bigoted chud-ass takes lmao

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hazel.exe has stopped functioning

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😅

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Listeners, while I’m blowing her back out, you should take advantage of the blowout deals over at MeUndies

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Sarah’s “hey slugger” is fucking sending me 😂

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Standing in front of the mirror repeating “i am a baddie that can be fumbled“

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You’re so real for this 💯

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“Before we get to our list of the top 10 self-facials in 2024, we just want to give a quick shoutout to this video’s sponsor - Blue Apron. Meal prep, much like bottom prep, can be a real pain…”

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The QoL updates to ME1 are really nice, I was actually able to finish a playthrough lol

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I was waiting for you to comment because I knew you’d rock with this post hahaha

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@hazelweiss.bsky.social
I am here to shitpost and occasionally slutpost. * 18+ MDNI🚫 * No AI/NFT/Crypto🤮 * Cis men DNI🚫 * She/her | 30y👵 * PHX | Lesbian | Poly-saturated
153 followers105 following222 posts