Do you still have your wallet, keys, and cell?

Guess it's time to set up a "just wants to be rich" gofundme.

What is going on with Ohio's flag? Are non-rectangular flags American?

I legit can't math whether I counted right. Also, words.

I hear what you're saying, but I think we should allow me to amass extraordinary wealth just to be sure.

Sure why not. I like the cut of your jib. (Relevant: I've never understood that expression.)

You trying to secondhand a double firsthand?

This isn't the place for your reasonable takes. Wen Alf Penis?

So you hate waffles?

False. If it were real it would be this.