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Shitposting Postgame: "yeah my references got away from me."

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Kinda like the time Lucky the Leprechaun (of Lucky Charms) carried out the Omagh bombing to protest the Good Friday Agreement.

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Technically no, because Twitter currently doesn't support "telling people things"

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News: "SpaceX's attempt to be the first company to launch a rocket upside down ends in tragedy today as..." Someone: "That was, like, stupid from the outset, no?" Elon Fanboy: "oh excuse me, Mr. Rocket Scientist. I'm sure you know better!"

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Me reading panel 2.

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Wait a sec, I can just run!

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Checkmarks going "I'm paying $8 for this?" And Elon, "cry me a river, I paid billions."

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I keep thinking about this and am coming around to it being a legit strategy. Like there's a theoretical maximum level of incompetence the public will believe possible, above which everything is repercussion-free.

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"No one will notice my incompetence if I do something even more incompetent to distract" is, you know, a theory.

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Anyone could've outperformed Elon as CEO of Twitter (by a mile) if they'd come in and said, "umm, just keep doing what you're doing guys..."

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