Based on a true story. >;3

Gotta stop buying panties off Etsy Witches. They keep riding up my ass and I haven't stopped farting since I put them on!!

Who needs a gaming chair when you've got this plump rear? Go on, rest your weary little head!

Perfect for displaying on your phone. Who wouldn't want my fat gassy ass as their lock screen?

You heard me, dweeb. It's not a request, it's an order!

Micro March came early this year! Hope you tinies like my rank ass!