.. hi🥰

Alastor 🥰

Yeah .

Go back to sleep 🙄

What’s up BITCHES

You're 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗼𝘂𝘀... do you need a job? How many 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 can you suck? Ooh, I could make you a star. Yeah, a star. 𝗣𝗼𝗿𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿. Okay, yup, bring me another drink or 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖. ︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

⠀⠀⠀“ sorry i 𝐟͟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 your husband .ᐟ”⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a canon - divergent portrayal of blitzø from helluva boss . (n)sfw . non - lewd . semi - selective . mdni . #hhrp#hbrp#mvrp⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀“ where is stolas anyway .ᐣ we need to summon him at once .ᐟ”⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a canon - divergent portrayal of vassago from helluva boss . (n)sfw . non - lewd . semi - selective . mdni . #hhrp#hbrp

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