I do love a tortured intro.

The one time I went to the Musée d'Orsay in Paris someone I was with overheard another tourist suggest all the paintings were fake because they couldn’t believe so many famous paintings could be in the same room.

So basically what they're saying is Ain't No Mondrian Try Enough? Is *that* tortured enough?

this reads like the press release slop that gets spammed into my inbox