my attempt to take over Colombiaās drug cartels by pretending to be a ghost has been thwarted by local youths. I would have gotten away with it if not for those Medellin kids
New York City votes for mayors like they believe Batman is real and want him to have someone to fight
The problem with this is that once those gas plants get built, they stay built. Even if the AI bubble bursts, we're stuck with fossil fuel infrastructure that competes with wind and solar for generations on end. AI is quite literally entrenching fossil fuel power.
Kamala has agreed to a debate on Newsmax under the following rules: 1. Spouses of both candidates must willingly hold their partner's hand throughout the entire debate 2. Debate is in international waters 3. Prenups are inoperative 4. Each spouse is given a shiv
A what? Fuck meā¦ how very modern. And awful. āOh wow, heavy, even my procedurally generated relationship algorithm hates meā