Dat foliage, tho. #LooksGoodMan

Last bike ride of the season. #FeelsBadMan

The greatest horror in The Substance is Dennis Quaid's character not washing his hands after using the washroom.

That was gnarly, dude.

Must be trash collection day in the rich neighborhood. #CyberdumpsterCurbside

Jingle bells, Elon smells, Tesla crashed and burned. Cybertruck turned to rust, X went down the drain. Hey!

Excited about @markhoppus.bsky.social#MustveGoneFromTomToTravis

Shame @markhoppus.bsky.social#ToTheTuneOfWhatsMyAgeAgain

Apropos of nothing, Paul McCartney's "Back in Brazil" is one of his greatest tracks. #ItchyBum

Went outside the other day, looked up, and thought, "I should bloosk."