This is the next evolution of “weird”

Just saw my first Cybertruck in the wild and it’s just as dumb and ugly in real life. And yes the driver is exactly who you thought it would be

sentencing has gotten so out of control that we've lost all concept of time. 25 years is SO LONG. think about your life 25 years ago.

My most fervent belief is that we need to change the 16/12/8/4 TV timeouts to 15/10/5. It’s just too many and wildly unnecessary

This is in fact a Parks and Rec joke come to life

I think it was also about setting a new Narrative. He wanted to stop the relentless Joe is Old stories and this seemed like a good way to do it

I can get like 8 minutes of spotless. They’re a glorious 8 minutes

Is this for an occasion or just as a means to deal with the world? As a vegetarian I would love to hear how the impossible version turns out

I’m a big Gonzaga fan and as such hold a certain animus toward UNC for 2017 but the Duke dominance in commentary really does get to be a bit much

You should or shouldn’t post about what you should or shouldn’t post