its crazy how many hardest lines of all time originate from tumblr shitposts

An incidental best of list:

tumblr is the best social media site standing still for me

I just did this embroidery of a tumblr shitpost LOL

Love this one

We judged Twitter too harshly so many bangers and the best porn back in the day. And rabid fandoms but that’s like understanding bars gotta score off the alcoholics drinking straight bourbon to find your night of appletinis

"I will face God and walk backwards into hell" is a personal favorite. It's dril rather than Tumblr, but the shitpost-that-goes-hard principle still applies.

"you can't kill me in any way that matters" is the one I go back to. It's a Tumblr post about fungus

when god stops spitting in my face i will be cleansed of the sin of being in this god forsaken world.

A BAR.

Gonna use this line in my next dnd campaign