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Hexcraft (goth bf era)
@hexcraft.bsky.social
Artist Writer and NYTimes worst seller on an international quest to become everyones friend🇵🇷 📍🗽 twitter.com/egirl_baddie
12.7k followers6.3k following2.1k posts
HBhexcraft.bsky.social

my new years gift to everyone is a sneak peek at my twitter drafts that never get posted

Multiple twitter drafts If Sony made a batman game there'd be a segment where you had to wash the batmobile while talking to Alfred about his trauma I try not to listen to pinkpantheress at the gym be l'm not trying to run a mile with a rock solid hard on If you're from boston you should have to tweet in your accent guy who gets so depressed after the mcu snap that he tries going to therapy only to find out all the therapists got dusted shaved my bals for the dune 2 movie premier I say hello to her kitty thats my sanrihoe when you get so high you dont know how to flirt anymore you just say shit like girl lets get involved structurally im kinky but like in a religious way I almost never miss retail at all but every time comic con comes around l'm like damn itd be so cool to sell Naruto a new laptop yall ever get caught having sex when you're not even having sex
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CBshanembailey.bsky.social

You shaving your balls for Dune made me wonder about fremen and their body hair. Thank you? Lol

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carolinecymru.bsky.social

They truly are a gift to us all 🤣

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WCwendycloudberry.bsky.social

Notes app drafts are truly how the pros do it I’m sure the shaving helps, too

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Hexcraft (goth bf era)
@hexcraft.bsky.social
Artist Writer and NYTimes worst seller on an international quest to become everyones friend🇵🇷 📍🗽 twitter.com/egirl_baddie
12.7k followers6.3k following2.1k posts
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