Remember they have nothing without us! Nothing! They make nothing, do nothing, create nothing! They need us; we don't need them!

Doing work above your pay grade for months is Exploitation

Thank u for putting up with me 💖

In all seriousness, I'm seeing a lot of videos on TikTok of like, "ALIENS ARE COMING DOWN" and want it to be real so I can have something to talk about at work other than The Substance

I want aliens to come down and flood the Internet with cyphers we'll never figure out only for them have played a prank on us

I want aliens to come down and play party cake with me and paint my nails

I want aliens to come down & abduct me so I can call in sick

I want aliens to come down and strike with us making a universal strike

I want aliens to come down and say "hey, what the fuck is credit? They're really making you do that? That's actually really fucked up :/"

I want aliens to give me back my 4K Blu-ray copy of Inland Empire back they borrowed it for too long