Brewster Kahle thinks an awful lot of himself and it unfortunately gets in the way of doing what would actually be best for his project.

my best friend in high school and I used to do this before we became boy-crazy, it was a simpler time

I’m picturing these guys heads rotating like kodamas’ as you walk past them

letting people know they can request that these procedures be done under sedation and to keep at it if they get pushback is 100% my soapbox

giving him the 🤙 as you cruise down the interstate in tandem at 15 mph

doctor to man: this procedure is no big deal. you may feel a little pinch. outcome: a little pinch is felt. doctor to woman: this procedure is no big deal. you may feel a little pinch. outcome: worst pain of life is felt.

that ewok has legs that won’t quit, darth

well really, all of these things are represented in Return of the Jedi in one form or another

and you may say to yourself, "my god, what have I done?"

I used to work for a publisher of children’s textbooks, and one of the things we had to look for in illustrations was the forbidden combination of animals wearing clothes and animals au naturel, because the presence of the former transformed the latter into degenerates