My 3yo is so happy and amenable to everything until it's time to wash her hands and then she straight up turns into fuckin Braveheart

Or they freak out cause their shadow is following them

Sounds pretty bang on for a 3yo. I remember some fairly intense arguments over equally inconsequential things with both of mine when they were that age

From my now-6-year-old when they were 3: "But I grew those germs myself!"