tested positive for Covid yesterday, got a $120 speeding ticket for five over today, tomorrows my birthday so happy birthday to me I fucking guess

on the plus side maybe you gave a cop covid

3 years ago, i would have been like “why did you leave the house if you were pos???” And now i just feel shitty for you. You should post a Venmo.

not legal advice but if you hypothetically bought some blank shop invoice forms, wrote that the ECU was faulty due to water condensation and was replaced for about $450, youll likely just pay the court fees IME https://www.amazon.com/Adams-2-Part-Carbonless-Canary-DC4705/dp/B00006ICTG/ref=sr_1_4

im not someone who can afford $120 right now lol lmao