Accused of rape, Kylian Mbappe's manager, Carlo Ancelotti says Mbappe "is not in the least upset". Totally normal to not be upset when you are accused falsely, right? Or could it be he knows football *never* holds its biggest stars accountable for alleged rapes?

For the "he's only accused because he's a famous footballer" crowd, may I point you to Lionel Messi, the most famous of them all. He's managed to get to 37 without any accusations, unlike Ronaldo, who has 5. I can provide a list of 100s more 'famous footballers' never accused