Hope the orientation goes well and you like the new position!

but you're not going to win Fat Bear Week unless you show the voters your bearish figure

It looks like it's linoleum. Although given it's poor quality, I suspect it's actually I Can't Believe It's Not Vinyl Flooring.

The waittimes for medical procedures in Canada is way too long, but asking your relatives to read this book and have a go at your operation is still not a great idea.

I'm beginning to think the floor at work is made of paper mache.

Awwww, such a cute puppy!

Oh no. What a terrible "accident". Just admit you want all the bears in your neighbourhood to lick your fingers.

GRRRRRR!* *"Thank you, this Chai takes much better with the growl" (translation for those of you who don't speak Burr)

Thanks, that chai is just what I needed!

a brown bear is holding a cup in a kitchen

ALT: a brown bear is holding a cup in a kitchen

This is the correct energy to bring to Bluesky (or anywhere else) too.