I accidentally told my neighbors dog to kill itself earlier when it barked me

Were you speaking to it in dog? Mistranslations are common in dog.

"Accidentally."

I missed the word dog and read this as your neighbor being someone with it/its pronouns who barked at you. Says a lot about the people I'm used to interacting with on twitter-like platforms.

I accidentally did it to my neighbors cat as they were walking out their front door, I think you should be okay 😭😂

me when i’m overstimulated

This is how you create the first dog to play league

I used to do things like that until I got a swear jar. I would also count threatening something as a swear though, which is a personal choice. Now I give a dollar every time and most of the time it's not worth it and I don't even not regret saying anything.

you never know what someones going through… what if it follows through 😪

That dogs gonna be thinking about that before it goes to sleep every night, how could you do that

Vibes honestly