He was hiding it in his rectory? That's asking for trouble.

Probably. But then, a lettuce would have done better than you.

Er...who selected that photo?

In 1975 on an attachment to the children's Charity Hospital in New Orleans, I admitted a kid called Terquillicia (Terkwillicha). I asked the parents if it was a family name. No, they said, they made it up because they didn't want their daughter to have a slave name. All the staff called her Turkey.

I bet that door opens inwards.

My thought exactly.

I want one.

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Are the upsides along the lines of being pleased you amputated both your legs because you'll save on shoes?

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