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hootse
@hootse.bsky.social
I’ve got the gout.
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Is this how to skeet?

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Now do 60mg Vyvanse and chart out where the inter-dimensional Sasquatches start reciting Walt Whitman and Jack Frost.

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The Bluesky ecosystem is nice and all but I think we need to spice it up with some QAnon theories and edgelord memes so we can ease Twitter refugees into assimilation.

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Oh thank god you’re on this platform.

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I mean…… I do.. like a lot.

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I typically find these kinds of comments hyperbolic but the second Elon took over I was flooded with notifications of the likes of Andrew Tate et al - whom I’ve never followed or viewed outside of screen caps. Twitter was kind of always a cesspool but at least you had to go looking for it.

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What about skeletons animated by demons?

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One step closer to making Minority Report a reality.

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Same. Gonna guess you also were not born into generational wealth.

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Two gout flare ups in almost three months. Total bummer. Starting to think this whole “Doing whatever the heck I want” thing isn’t working out for me. I’ll consider how to move forward tomorrow while playing 16 hours of video games and drinking excessively.

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hootse
@hootse.bsky.social
I’ve got the gout.
1 followers5 following12 posts