Everyone go see my friend Dan at UnrealFest!!

A friend recently said to me, "It was so obvious to everyone that [that person] was the abuser and not you" and all I could think was [Insert Captain Holt Vindication Gif Here]

It’s the season of soup

Me irl

a man and a woman are walking down a street and the woman is wearing earrings

ALT: a man and a woman are walking down a street and the woman is wearing earrings

You have not! but you did once compare me to Roy Kent, which is equally high praise.

Absolutely lol

I love logging in to a new Jira for the first time and getting all the Jira tutorial blurbs. Thank you Jira, pls be quiet now.

I'm excited to announce that today is my first day with the team at Worlds Untold! 💪

The number of times I have had to say, "Nope, that's just my face." in my life is too dang high.

You know what you did