If only he hadn't botched his stint with Team America.

Corporate events outside of a large convention restrict their guest lists? Since when?!

Democracy Dies in Darkness, and they still triangulate with the dimmer switch.

Soured on the Acolyte for precisely that. How about something set in an earlier era where the jedi were civilizing the unruly frontier?

Peak Onion. A++ will skim frequently.

Because she had seen the light of the two trees.

He's got the reverse borat demo in the bag.

The ol' "lose 49 states to prove it's stolen" strategy. Mondale should've tried it.

"Oh gee, I wish I had the space to mention how much these people love autocrats," he says in the comments..

Crackpot right still talking about 'the cathedral' but are embarrassed to keep their 'dark enlightenment' branding.