If the bar's not bendin', you're just pretendin'. (Sydney is from the visual novel, Echo.)

The real workout is lifting that sack

You know I never considered it before Echo but a beefy otter is a great animal for John Cena because he has such a proportionately long torso and short legs

I need to see a side story with AU Sydney, preferably how he was having a "normal" day before running into the Flynn of the Flynn route.

gah dayum~