Don’t you dare call me a “content creator” I am a Sandwich Artist here at Subway, goddamnit, and will be referred to as such.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

But the bread at subway is classified as cake, how can it be a sandwich?

Hmmm....how about food wizard?

*bites into sandwich* damn this is premium content

Damn this Sandwich is really what I needed to get through this 4 hour youtube video 5 Stars, liking and subscribing.

They don't call you horror "buns" for nothing

Content artist? Sandwich creator?