There goes my breakfast plans

Literally no idea where I’ll be haverin

Most people would even consider trying to do it that way #genius

THIF

Many people are saying this

All I want to do is cuss on tv

“Production has just been sewn up for the new Frankenstein movie…”

Feeling cute might let out a blood curdling scream later

I support beings of pure light

You never really know how tall a building is until you try to leap it in a single bound