SORRY I’M SO HOT AND PERFECT AND MY ASS IS SO FAT AND MY TITS ARE SO PERKY AND EVERY ONE LOVES ME AND I HAVE PERFECT AND CORRECT OPINIONS AND I AM SO GOOD AT SEX AND I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE AND HAVING SEX WITH ME SOUNDS LIKE STIRRING KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE ITS NOT MY FAULT

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i know what having sex with you sounds like but if i burst out laughing next time this post is going to be why