Me: Why am I feeling so crap? I don't /think/ I'm coming down with anything, and I don't have an emotional reason for feeling shitty, and yet, the awful feeling persists. What the hell? Me, about three hours later: ...wait. Have I been having this amount of pain in my spine all morning? (yes)

(See also 'why is everything making me angry today, what the fuck?' being followed about six hours later by 'oh, I forgot to eat again, didn't I?' and 'why can I not shift this bastard migraine?' followed three hours later by 'because I've drunk nothing all day'. Yay sensation-processing fuckery)