Not my finest wattle, but nothing a little daub can't cover up
I wanna see a naked lady on here, that really would be something
one thing i still dont understand about this app is, so every day i spin the prize wheel. if it lands on the jester, i get $100, i like that. if it lands on the tree, they take someone i know into the woods forever, i get it. but, how do i know who they took? i see "soul count" but its just numbers
I want my account to feel like you're at your estranged grandparents house and they only have ginger ale and weird disney sequels on vhs, but the way the light is shining through the blinds onto the wall is nice so you just watch that for a while.
the joker has knitted a devastating shawl
using the school nurse's phone to call what i believe is G-d's number and telling Him to come pick me up
Show me what that gunt do
(holding a gnome upside down by his ankles and shaking him until it squirts)
do you wanna prance & frolic at my place??