More Claes Bang please

//People who don't clean up after their dogs deserve to be fed upon by a Giovanni Cainite. Unfucking real many piles of dog shit I have to dodge in a 5 block walk.

Hey. Hey. Hey. That's our duckin line!

Give Strauss our regards

Remove one letter to ruin a movie: The Princess Brie

//I dunno exactly how to describe it, but for whatever reason, wearing a vest feels so very comforting. Like a big heavy weighted blanket or something.

I have a Question in the form of a Correction. *uses Dominate* Take this *hands paper*

It's better than The Bad Place.

It's amazing when you're trained for what you think is basic competency, but then watching others attempting it and realize: Wait my basic competency is actually being skilled and good? Weird AF.

We don't need no water, let da MF burn