I was in an elevator with a woman in her late-70s. She said, “I like your shirt.” I looked down at my Wu-Tang shirt and shrugged. “Yeah… maybe I should start dressing like an adult.” Then she said: “NO! You have plenty of time for that. Don’t give into the hype. Who gives a shit.” HERO.
Doesn't everyone know you gotta blame it on the inanimate object
Dragons seem fearsome enough. But can you imagine a fire breathing flying giant penguin? Why isn’t it a thing yet?
Where my one tooth broke in the back its creating more room so I can feel the whole top row moving ever so slightly.
Dinosaurs killed off by an asteroid. Plausible. But, what if a bunch of renegade monkeys got tired of the dinosaurs and built a nuclear bomb. Poof! Just like that, they were gone!
In prep for surgery, all wired up with tubes in both arms, the anesthesiologist tried 5 times to insert a tiny tube into my left arm wrist artery and missed 5 times. I felt like Moby Dick with Ahab harpooning me. Finally succeeded on my right arm.
The only breeze I can see right now is a “spider’s web silk” floating before me.
I’ve noticed that my gut biome was kinda killed or reduced by the antibiotics I got for surgery. It’s starting to slowly recover now, thank goodness. Need that for taking a good normal poop!💩
2 weeks since I’ve been to my shop from surgery. Nothings changed, except those spiders put a bunch of webbing right where I walk. “His hair was perfect🎶” …until the spider webs mussed it up.🎃