oh and the joke is that 2:30 is "dentist time" because of how it sounds. that's not a joke I made up, that is a thing that people say sometimes!

noooooo I was just being silly

NO? WHAT

Good for them for sticking it out so long, though. I hope they can feel proud of that!

they were tucked away at the back of the shared ONM/CVG/OXM room. they mostly kept to themselves because I imagine a bunch of rowdy, dorky games journalists weren't so fun to hang out with 😅

between this and PLAY, I feel like Future's doing another purge. Hope everyone lands on their feet and steals as much stuff from the archives as possible just kidding about that last part, of course. OBVIOUSLY.

(don't tell anyone but I like eggplant better. eggggggg plant)

that's why my stories are always full of dialogue like this Sarah: wow!!!! these events rule. these events are sick. watch me do a backflip Jeff: goddamn, Sarah, that was the dopest backflip I've ever seen. if this conversation was a book, or perhaps a video game, it would win so many awards

aw shit, really? I worked in the same awful, dingy Future office as them ages ago. I still remember the day they got (rightfully) annoyed at us for loudly playing lunchtime Towerfall while they tried to interview Dan Radcliffe 😔 RIP, Total Film

it's like ZZ Top but the beards are gone