tonight i watched a whole movie just to see scott patterson play baseball and be a bitch and guess what it was worth it

i’m ready to date an australian. i think it’s time.

big day for me personally

me using this app

john kramer really said “i love all my kids equally (i don’t care for mark)”

pretty amazing how much the cops in Jigsaw City don’t clean up crime scenes. just leave whole traps sitting around years later. seems bad

what if i use this social media account to post exclusively about mission impossible. just post all my mission impossible thoughts and feelings and nothing else

just heard a little boy say, “When you get hiccups do you actually die??” and his parents said YES

first post: happy birthday mr tom cruise, president of movies