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scott kosman

@humantorch.bsky.social

3 engineering managers in a trenchcoat. chaotic neutral. if pronouns in the bio upset you hoo boy you should just block me now. opinions mine. he/him.

106 followers155 following139 posts

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SKhumantorch.bsky.socialFeb 5, 2024 12:29pm

(MILF)

SKhumantorch.bsky.socialJan 15, 2024 2:51am

these two.

Two budgies perched on a branch inside a cage.

SKhumantorch.bsky.socialJan 5, 2024 3:40pm

I was gonna say I feel like I climbed that building in Assassin's Creed 2.

SKhumantorch.bsky.socialJan 5, 2024 3:36pm

(sext) I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn

SKhumantorch.bsky.socialDec 23, 2023 10:15pm

Merry Christmas Adam, everyone!

Text conversation describing December 23 as "Christmas Adam": "Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying."

SKhumantorch.bsky.socialDec 21, 2023 9:20pm

(threateningly) I hope this email finds you well

SKhumantorch.bsky.socialDec 20, 2023 10:35pm

Perfect bird:foot ratio.

A yellow and a green budgie perched next to each other, each standing on one foot.

SKhumantorch.bsky.socialNov 9, 2023 12:41pm

Came here to suggest this – hot outside but ice water inside.

SKhumantorch.bsky.socialNov 1, 2023 5:37pm

THE DESTROYER IS MANIFEST

SKhumantorch.bsky.socialOct 31, 2023 3:43pm

🚨 REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR CHILD'S HALLOWEEN CANDY TONIGHT 🚨 I just found a bloated node_modules directory inside a Snickers bar.

scott kosman

@humantorch.bsky.social

3 engineering managers in a trenchcoat. chaotic neutral. if pronouns in the bio upset you hoo boy you should just block me now. opinions mine. he/him.

106 followers155 following139 posts