Thanks for a great example. This is a sentence in a dialect of English that is geographically pretty global but used primarily by the young. Meaning that I as a native English speaker had to look it up. So while expressive and succinct, it's not universally understood.

I'm 61 year old native English speaker and had no difficulty parsing the meaning of that sentence.

You had to look that up? Are you that bad at understanding context? Because, if so, that's rather pathetic. Perhaps instead of advocating that we privilege your particular language preferences, you learn how to parse for meaning?