she's not real, it's okay, i promise jerkin' it to her in distress isn't in the interests of Big Brother

AWWWWWW that face

We all know you could do that in one smooth motion no problem, you're just giving us a little more of a show~

Need these things wayyyyy bigger

next time a power outage puts a wrench in your plans, consider: going for a jog in yoga pants

[doing crunches like their life depends on it]

g-gosh yeah Now about that bottoming you mentioned 😳💦

chicken tenders

If you wanna make an "adult cartoon" this is how the whole dang thing should be 😤

Take coverrrrr.....!

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