(places a cucumber behind you on the floor) hey, alpurt...

Good murrrrrning Ja— *The feline accidentally stepped on the cucumber and jumps very high* AAAAAAAAA—THE GREEN THING RETURRRRRRNS! WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!

a cat is walking across a wooden floor in front of a white wall with a gifak.net logo on the bottom right

ALT: a cat is walking across a wooden floor in front of a white wall with a gifak.net logo on the bottom right